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'Now are you sure you have enough bullet-proof waste-coasts on Mr Heath?'

'Come on Ted, start de-fusing!'

'Have you anything to say before we pass sentence?'

'Dick, i'm desperate, just let me have Henry Kissinger for a couple of days!'

'The difference is, with phase two the spikes are blunter!'

'In his specially designed unsinkable South African frigate, the yachtman of the year sets off for Singapore!'

'It's a TUC "no go" area Sir!'

£10? £20? £30? anything you want-I'll work out the tax on it later!

' Why don't you all get back in the choir- none of you can even read music!'

' Let's hope he hasn't got our finishing sprint! '

'I say, Carrington, you've left out that bit about the compulsory pint of blood!'

'I say, that guy looks awfully life like!'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?'

'We'll meet again...!' (with apologies to Vera Lynn)

'When you leave here Harold, you will remember nothing, but on the 28th of October you will lead the entire labour party into the pro-common market lobby!'

'I speak to you tonight-er, by kind permission of the N.U.M, the E.T.U, the N.U.R. the A.E.U, the G.M.W.U......!'

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'I think I preferred him when he didn't have any thoughts!'

'Will the three old hags do something before the lid blows off?'

'.....and as a further precaution against defectors, i've mined the liberal benches!'

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